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| Sometimes, it feels like talkSPORT can drive us mad and forces us to the bottle. But fear not! This handy guide means you can have plenty of fun along the way and wile away your frustrations with the all-new and exclusive talkSPORT Drinking Game - in association with Alan Brazil's Liver. Over 18s only! |
| Down a double whisky and coke whenever Alan Brazil puts his foot in his mouth and tells listeners how he’d sort out criminals, but not convicted drink-drivers, with his ultra right-wing punishments. |
| Drink a shot of choice each time Ronnie Irani sounds like he’s reading from a script when asking a question to an interviewee, and in way that sounds like he’s never spoken to another human being before. |
| Down a pint of lager when Ian Collins mentions the “Colonel’s Finest.” |
| Have a glass of red wine whenever the talkSPORT Documentary is advertised telling us it’s a “must have” item for just £9.99. Bargain! |
| Follow it with another glass of red wine if Andy Jacobs reads a line that Paul Hawksbee just read out on the latest How-Lo auction script. |
| Have some Tequila slammers each time that Adrian Durham laughs at Ian Wright even if what he’s said or done is clearly not funny. |
| Crack into some rum every time that Ian Wright uses the words “bro” or “brother” when speaking to a black sportsman on the air. |
| Have a shot of vodka whenever Stan Collymore sounds like he’s cracking one off when watching a match on the telly whilst supposedly co-presenting with Danny Kelly. |
| Knock back a glass of white wine and yawn if a caller says “I’m not racist, but…” |
| Drink a double gin every time Mike Parry mispronounces a foreign footballer’s name or spontaneously breaks into song. |
| Mix together a cocktail of your choice each time Jeremy Kyle asks a guest on his show whether they can have a game of golf together in the near future. |
| Drink anything you can lay your hands whenever Andy Goldstein opens his mouth to tell a story that’s as entertaining as poking your eyes out with a rusty blade. |
| This feature is intended to entertain only, but if not then don’t resort to the bottle. This website doesn’t advocate binge drinking except only at the end of a long week at work and in a safe environment surrounded by any of life’s sordid deviants and characters.
The talkSPORT Drinking Game Jason Bourne January 2009 |